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Beyond the Planet of Doughy White Middle-aged Men Is a Major C Change in a Chord with Mother Earth © March 2015 Kathleen Martin
Doughy white middle-aged men
RUN the world, run the world
Doughy white middle-aged men
RUN this world we live in.
Doughy white middle-aged men
RULE the world, rule the world
Doughy white middle-aged men
RULE this world we live in.
Doughy white middle-aged men
RUIN the world, ruin the world
Doughy white middle-aged men
RUIN this world we live in.
So doughy white middle-aged men
RUN the world and RUIN the world
Doughy white middle-aged men
RULE this world we live in.
But we will not give in!
They RUN this world together,
But they won't forever!
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Major Melonfarmer [of Jersey City] © July 2015 Kathleen Martin
Refrain: It's a doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop ditty
Of a major melon farmer in Jersey City
A doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop ditty
Of a major melon farmer in Jersey City
His form is free of diversity
Couldn't care less for gender parity
It really bites, it's just not right
Mostly men of middle age and mainly white
Ewww what an ego from Newark to Oswego!
He calls the shots across megawatts [Refrain]
He thinks he's hip, but he's a dip
Who's traveling on a petty power trip
It's such a shame he shirks all blame
And breaks the rules to always win the game
Ewww what an ego! He's no one's true amigo
When in the grip of his power trip
He pilfered public money
To build a vanity Hall
For disclosing his full Monty
Entertaining none at all.
("Tell me whyyyyy you're so vain!") [Refrain]
He's such a troll. He has no soul.
Wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole
In his "mo' hair" suit, he's never cute
'Cause his birthday suit is LOL hirsute
Ewww what an ego from Brooklyn to Oswego!
He has no taste, an airwaves waste
[Over the Refrain]
He is the least
From west to east.
He thinks he's cool,
But he's a tool.
He's just a jerk
At play or work.
He's such a putz!
He's really nuts.
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I Disown You
04:23
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I DISOWN YOU [lyrics by Kathleen Martin © January 2017]
I disown you! You are completely beyond belief!
I disown you! You'll never be my Commander-in-Chief!
We're going to make you stop trying to turn back the clock;
Expose all your lies and such liars as your climate change deniers!
You litter with Twitter pollution! You spit on our Constitution!
There's already ample reason to put you on trial for treason!
I disown you, along with your "so-called" presidency!
I disown you! Impeachment will be such an "easy D"!
'Cuz Vlad tells you what to say, and Vlad tells you what to do!
You'd mortgage our Fourth Estate to repay your Russian IOU!
You can't build a tower to heaven, 'cuz your soul is in Chapter 11!
A Faustian bargain with Bannon, and Comey's your homey loose cannon! *
I disown you! No need to change US, we're already great!
I disown you! You're a disgrace as our Head-of-State!
We're sick of your sycophants, and so tired of your toadies **
Toting your huge ego baggage like glorified, overpaid roadies!
McConnell's your miserable Muppet, but the truth is you're Putin's puppet!
And trying to muzzle the media is like biting the hand that feeds ya!
I disown you, shamefully shilling sham product offers!
I disown you for famously filling your family coffers!
Among your "alternative facts" is "no one cares" about your taxes,
But you lost the vote by millions who wonder whither your "billion$"?!
In your bridge game to nowhere, you think that it's US the chump;
But the voting majority's well aware our best bid now's won "NO TRUMP"...
To be free from all your "bigly"otry, and US women free of misogyny,
And stopped before you even start grabbing control of our private parts!
I disown you! (a mantra repeated as needed :)
* Comey's situation certainly altered since this was recorded in February 2017 and, of course, Bannon has been banished as well
** i.e., McConnell and Ryan and their clueless Congressional crews, plus Sanders, Conway and the "alternative facts" news.
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Kathleen Martin Finland
For music fans who think outside the boxy confines of genre labels, find here my original work arranged for and performed on a variety of instruments for sounds ranging from sweet to sassy and reedy to brassy; from lofty to lowdown and soulful to hoedown; from serious to silly and urban to hillbilly. I urge you to click on my production notes/lyrics before or as you push play. ☼♥ ... more
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